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Dear
Butt Cleavage,
Thanks for some great years, but it’s time for you to go now. We had tons of fun, but the it stylists are saying you’re not sexy anymore, and only sloppy rehab bimbos wear you around town. There’s a new look for sexy, and the free peep show isn’t part of it.
It’s now all about the high waist, and a brand called LIPS Jeans is doing it right. LIPS Jeans creators Dan Donohue and Loren Cronk have designed a line that arouses by drawing attention with great fit. Bad news for jeweled T-back owners, great news for skinny jeans lovers that have been praying for a…crackdown. |
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